you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.