I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.