I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.