He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I love black thongs
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
