How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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