Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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