Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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