I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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