one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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