woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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