There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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