Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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