she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
vagina is talking i cant
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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