apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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