Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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