when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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