Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
People in love make me want to vomit
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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