Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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