I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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