That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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