I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
we should paint friendship bongs
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