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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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