I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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