I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
and she was petting her beer can
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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