Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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