he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Randomize
