she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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