where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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