girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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