Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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