THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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