so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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