Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Randomize
