WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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