i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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