Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I love you.
Bad choice
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