i already hear my dad disowning me
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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