I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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