she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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