My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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