But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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