yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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