im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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