They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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