my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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