so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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