i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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