Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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