I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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