Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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