It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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