Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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