when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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