If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Use "feeling words"
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.