I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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