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It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases

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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it

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(660): View more from Missouri

And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?

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27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts
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(313): View more from Michigan

So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.

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(714): View more from California

I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling

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(850): View more from Florida

Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.

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