Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.