It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm sobbing to NWA
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.