i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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