Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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