I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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