oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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