One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
there was a trapeze. enough said
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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